I found this picture at Walmart last night and thought it was so appropriate to hang our in bedroom. I remember seeing this image come to live in Night at the Museum 2 movie so I googled the story behind it. It was August 15, 1945. The sailors were walking through Times Square celebrating the end of WWII and the sailor in the picture grabbed this nurse, a complete stranger, and kissed her! So cool. It's my background on my work PC too.
or take 4 or 5,6, 7..I can't keep track.
Biopsy results are in..Inflammatory bowel disease that is mild in his stomach and moderate in his intestines. I have a call in to the vet to see how much medicine for this is going to cost. I need to google it and figure out what we're dealing with.
Before I got the biopsy results, I called the vet and complained about what went on at the surgery center and he couldn't have apologized enough. Apparently the vet that saw Harrison last week was not a regular employee of the clinic and was just filling in. He said he totally understood where I was coming from and told me to bring Harrison in and that he would work him up some more free of charge.
NEVER TAKE YOUR ANIMALS TO THE VETERINARY SURGERY CENTER IN EDMOND, OKLAHOMA ON MEMORIAL ROAD! THEY WILL RIP YOU OFF!! SCREW YOU DR. GREEN! I HOPE MY DOG SHIT A WHOLE BUNCH IN YOUR OFFICE!
I think it's a little hard to read because of the slang but once you get into the rhythm it gets much easier.
I really enjoyed this book...more than I expected actually. I found myself laughing out loud at many parts.
It's basically about these black housekeepers who come together in the early 1960s to expose the white families they work/have worked for and what it is like being a black housekeeper.
It's a very clever book I think.
Give it a few chapters and you'll get sucked into it.
Last night I had a great dream.
Jason Aldean and I were a couple..oh yes :)
Jason (yes, we are on 1st name basis!) and I were in Ft. Lauderdale where he was showing me around a
restaurant he owned. He was introducing me to all his friends and family and we were just hanging out and stuff.A little later we were sitting on the beach right up next to the ocean watching a concert or something that was on the ocean. I dunno, don't ask.
So I look to my right and there was a tornado right next to the water traveling in our direction and people start freaking out. And me, being the tornado expert I guess LOL yell "it's ok everyone! it's still in Miami and all we have to do is bury ourselves with sand when it comes!!"
We continue watching the concert and right before the tornado hits us, everyone starts digging themselves a hole to lay in while Jason and I run to his restaurant and get in the storm shelter. He was all worried about me and was snuggling with me and keeping me safe.
Then I wake up.
But get this..this is the strange part...I woke up with the song Big Green Tractor in my head! LOL LOL
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I usually try to use at least one new recipe found on the net. Last year's was crock pot dressing...it was yummy and super easy.
I thought today was friday when I rolled out of bed. Rolled out of bed to the sound of Harrison hacking (more on that in a minute). I even rolled the trash out to the curb and the whole time I was cussing Brett in my mind for forgetting to do it. I got all the way to the street and saw that no one else's trash was out.....shit it's only Thursday.
Oh, and Brett just about forgot his poop in a bag this morning. He came in to kiss me bye this morning and I noticed that his poop was not in his hand w/ his keys and stuff so as he's walking back down the hall I yell as loud as I can at 5:30am "Don't forget your shit bag!!!!"
So on to Harrison. Starting Monday morning he's been dry heaving and when something does come up it's only foam. It only happens for the first few hours after he gets out of bed. Strange. So this continues onto Wednesday when Brett was off work so he took him to the vet yesterday. $250 later we find out that he has a foreign object in his stomach. Great. When I started thinking about it, I realized that he hadn't been eating or drinking much over those few days so I was like we have to do something because it's only going to get worse. He already has a fever which means that "something" was causing a bit of an infection. We made a $700 decision to put a scope down his throat to retrieve this "something" and if that doesn't work then they will cut open his stomach to get it. Whatever this "something" is is too big for him to poop out and if he's not puked it up by now he probably won't. My first thought was omg it's a piece of a pantiliner that I caught him chewing on over the weekend. But I was looking at the xrays last night and I think its too big to be that. From one xray view it is round....about 1.5in across and from the other view it is hardly noticeable, like it's flat. Ok, so now typing this out it makes me think it's a pantiliner again but I really don't think he ate that much of it when I was picking up the pieces of the liner. Anyway, on to the story. The surgery center wasn't going to be able to do his surgery until after 2p yesterday so the vet told Brett he could just take Harrison home and hang out w/ him there until driving him to the surgery center. Brett's dumbass let Harrison eat. Seriously?!? Your dog is about to have STOMACH surgery and you let him eat. I'm sure he was just excited to even see him eating...but still. I was LIVID! and to top it off Brett left the vet without even figuring out where this surgery place is. Here I am at work during a busy freaking clinic day trying to take care of shit that Brett should have been doing. Annoying as hell. So now Brett has to take time off work this morning to take Harrison to the surgery place (which is like 40min away). If all goes well, we'll be able to bring him home tonight. I'm super curious as to what he ate. If it's something of mine I will feel totally guilty. I guess I can't expect much less from a lab though right? A lady at work said her lab ate a whole pair of underwear and was able to poop them out. Gross.
On to more drama....
My cousin had her baby 4 weeks early on Saturday morning. He's been on a vent since Saturday night. She sends me a text message on Monday "do you think u guys could pool some resources for me to get a breast pump? we're having problems with insurance covering one" WTF?! Insurance paying for a breast pump?! Since when!!?
So I call her and left a voicemail "WIC will give you a brand new nice pump to use for 2 months. You should call them and figure that out. If that falls through, I will go to Walmart and buy you a pump and overnight it to you. CALL me so we can figure it out"
She immediately sends me a text right back "phone is about to die. on my way to hosp. call you when I get there"
Freaking 3 hours later she sends me another text "ok the breast pump we can rent for $80/month which we realy can't afford. we can buy one with help from insurance and it'll cost about $150"
Ok...is she freaking insane?!? Pump as the store are like $50 for a decent one and I'm sorry but when you're poor you freaking take what you can get.
My first thought was ok we're not doing business via freaking text message. Grow some balls and freaking have the decency to CALL me if you need something.
So I text her back and say "makes no sense. WIC will supply one or they are $50 at Walmart"
No response back.
I don't give a shit. I'm sorry but thats just plain ass stupid.
And then the stupid girl puts on her Facebook "thanks to my friend from driving all the way across state to visit. So much for family eh?"
It took all I had to not comment. Who the hell does she think she is? Is it anyone else's fault that she's having kids she can't afford and is married to a dude from England who isn't even in this country legally and cheats on her? Really?!
Beggars can't be chosers. I'm not helping someone who isn't willing to try to help themselves.
Why does my fucked up family think I'm diamond jim all of a sudden? Sorry, you ain't getting no cash from me. I will possibly buy you what you need...but nope, not getting cash that you can go blow on cigarettes and shit.
I got more drama....but I'm sick of typing.
Have a great day everyone....and remember it's Thursday..not friday :)
Tootles!
See that brown bag? That's poop. Thats right...poop in a bag. Brett has to have lab work on it....and in the meantime it needs to stay in my fridge until he takes it to medical. Thats right people...I have SHIT real SHIT in my fridge. He better not freaking forget it in the morning because poop in the fridge cannot be sanitary.
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What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
Black Friday 2006.
My sister and I waited in line at Target for 1.5 hours. I don't even remember what we were buying.
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