- 08:28 Thinking about making pancakes for breakfast. I wonder if I have any syrup. #
- 10:06 @peavesfamtravel what class are you taking? #
- 19:38 Think of all tye chocolate you eat @sacentrepreneur! The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it. #omgfacts (via @OMGFacts) #
- 23:10 Trying to figure out what to watch/fall asleep to. #
- 23:32 So. Cold. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
I wasn't going to blog about this but I'm bored of not eating and need something to do with my fingers.
The Master Cleanse diet is basically a ten day cleanse where you eat nothing, and drink a special lemonade, water, laxative tea, and herbal tea. (I have not opened my fridge in 4 days. I wonder what is mutating in there?)
The tea is made of
2tbsps fresh lemon juice
2tbsps organic maple syrup
1/10 tsp cayenne pepper
8 ozs fancy water
It actually tastes pretty good.
Oh I forgot the worst part! The AM sea salt water flush:( This is where you drink 32 oz of water with 2tbsp sea salt. You chug, and then run to the bathroom. TMI? It is not pleasant. Today was the worst because I had really really bad stomach cramps for a lot of the day but I really don't feel that hungry, just craving something crunchy and salty (that isnt salt water).
It is funny how you realize how much everything you do relies heavily on eating. Watching a movie without candy or popcorn, or god forbid, a giant diet coke? No thanks. Shopping on a Saturday without a latte? Pass. You have lots of free time on the Master Cleanse. It's not really something to subject your friends to.
I have been occupying my time on this lovely Saturday by watching the Food Network, Guy Fieri to be exact. I resisted for a while because I thought it might just make me hungry but its actually not bad at all. I am also watching Chopped because it is amazing and nothing on that show looks edible.
I have finally gotten over my Grilled Cheese Grill obsession. Kind of.
The Master Cleanse is my master plan to avoid the swin flu. Wish me luck!
Finished Gone by Michael Grant.
This is a pretty fitting series to start right after reading Life as We Knew It and The Dead and the Gone (and right before Under the Dome), because there are similar themes.
In this one, everyone over the age of 14 disappears, all at once. (So kids 14 and younger are now responsible for themselves/each other.)
To make matters more interesting, some of these kids start developing powers. (Think X-Men style mutations.)
Not surprisingly, they start to break into two camps--Team Sam (good) and Team Caine (awful).
This is an interesting series. (I'll be starting book 2 tonight or tomorrow; Gone ended with no real sense of resolution.)
- 22:00 I think I may die w/o caffeine in the next 24 hours. #
- 12:21 I lasted the whole episode of Grey's Anatomy without crying,....until the very end.. DAMN you greys damn you!! *shakes fist* #
- 12:34 @BigGirlBlue same with me, i only check it when I'm notified there's a message there, guess its all about facebook now! #
- 18:54 twitpic.com/op68a - Can't wait for the squeakquel #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
|
- 12:26 Saw a sign to rent goats for $50/month. Can someone explain why you would rent a goat? #
- 12:27 Dear creepy old guy, please stop waving at my baby from the next lane over. Thanks. #
- 21:03 @jnjackson that's the only thing I could think of haha. #
- 21:52 Something is wrong with my hip. I sound like I'm 80... #
- 23:01 Going to try to get some sleep. So tired. #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
Or is it just enough to be prepared...
And...kisa's ready to be lit up
Sent on the Sprint® Now Network from my BlackBerry®
- 08:59 Can't wait for the #MadMenFinale but ill be sad until new episodes air again! #
- 10:50 Your current hypersensitivity can contribute to a relationship... More for Cancer bit.ly/2MbrXo #
- 13:19 Ahhh my hands n fingers are cramping up too much work getting down! #
Automatically shipped by LoudTwitter
Finished The Dead and the Gone by Susan Beth Pfeffer. This is a companion book to Life As We Knew It.
Alex lives with his parents and two younger sisters in New York City. When the asteroid hits the moon, his mom is at work (she works in a hospital's OR) and his dad is in Puerto Rico for a funeral.
Alex has to figure out a way to keep his family safe and together, at least until one or both of his parents comes home.
I think I preferred Life As We Knew It, but this was good, too.
These books (there's going to be a third out in April) are so scary, too. I don't think I'd do well in a world where I'd have to acquire food someplace that isn't a grocery store (or any of the places where we normally get food) and I certainly don't know how to cook and wash clothes without electricity and running water.
